Bob Mizer shot nearly 10,000 nude men in about half a century. If you crunch the numbers that comes out to roughly 5 models per week. And if you consider that many of these models sat for more than one session, and that Mr. Mizer also produced publications, film reels, and videos, you’ll get a sense of just how prolific he was. The AMG collection is almost fully intact, save a few film reels and photo sets, which means there is a lot to sort through to get to the real gems. When you produce as much as Mizer did, concessions have to be made for human error and technical malfunction.
The hunt for the perfect photograph is a long one, but no less satisfying. It may start with a photo from Physique Pictorial, a model’s name, or just a vague theme. I’ve spent days on end tracking down a particular set, not because of the cataloguing system –though Mr. Mizer did have a unique one– but because of the shear volume of the collection. I some times wonder, if it took Mr. Mizer almost fifty years to build this collection, how many years would it take to go through each and every slide? Maybe I’ll never know. Perhaps I’ll have the time someday to crunch those numbers. In the mean time, I’ll keep searching endlessly for the perfect man, deep in the stacks of the AMG archives.
We were already in love with Rick Garcia, with his super sweet smile (see Carnaval) and his delectible apple bottom, but his new tattoo (pictured above) gives him that rough edge that we go nuts for. He might still look like a real sweetheart, but now we can place him alongside the rest of the roughnecks in our Oz-inspired prison-sex fantasies. If this were a high security prison, and Rick was our bunk mate, we’d totally drop the soap.
To quote the King of Booty Jams, Sir Mix-A-Lot, “I like big butts and I can not lie.” There’s nothing more attractive than a big ol’ juicy booty, especially when it’s attached to one of Latin America’s sexiest exports, Lucas Lucky. And when said ass is stuffed full of Marcelo Mastro’s Brazilian man meat, its almost more than a boy can handle. All we know is, since we set our gaze on Mr. Lucky on the set of Carnaval, we’ve been dying to “get our friction on.” When it comes to Lucas’s buns, our anacondas definitely want some, hun.
Check out Lucas in the pool-side orgy flick, Suruba: Azul. Now Shipping.
If you’ve been drooling over burgeoning porn pup, Lucas Lucky – you know the guy with the thighs that could crush a watermelon – then prepare to go ape shit over his new spread in Latino Boys Magazine. That’s right, the former Krisitn Bjorn model not only graces the cover of the fag rag’s June issue, but he also occupies 5 full-color glossy interior pages. He may not but be fully-nude, but you can see him getting fucked by beer-can-packing Marcelo Mastro in Carnaval, and jack hammering pint-sized Jack Benelli in Suruba: Azul. And believe us, you’ll be seeing a whole lot more of the Lucky one in the near future.
We may not know how to pronounce his name, but Stavlos Aeokomas has fast become an office favorite here at AMG. His sweet smile, palable sense of humor, and hulking frame are almost enough incentive to send us to Crete for a little lesson in Greek. Unfortunately, we’ve already made plans to follow our Latin passion down South this summer. Maybe we’ll just have to track him down stateside. Until then, his nude wrestling match with Chris Keller from Wrestling Live 25 will be on a continous loop in our dirty little minds. To give you an idea of what’s got us all worked up, check out the exclusive preview of our Greek God after the jump.
It’s been a bit since we released an AMG classics DVD, but we’re coming back in full force. Right now, you can order both Wresting Live 23 and Wrestling Live 25 for the low price of $39.95 each. That’s a pre-order price, so you’ll still have to wait, but we ship before anyone else. So if you’re dying for some sexy, sweaty, nude wrestling put in your order today!
Wrestling Live 23: Hit the mats boys! It’s time to get down and dirty with the men of AMG. Straight from the archives comes 19 of Bob Mizer’s most aggressive young models engaged in real-life wrestling matches. See them tackle, tumble, and tear each other apart in 15 fully-nude bouts. Forget the singlets, this is Wrestling Live!
Wrestling Live 25: You may have a seen a wrestling match or two, but you’ve never seen wrestling like this. In this digitally remastered DVD, AMG’s Bob Mizer captures the carnal passion of 32 fully-nude young studs. This aint no play fight. Wrestling Live 25 features 18 real-life matches, and in these bouts, the winner really does take all.
Suruba: Azul is now available for pre-order in the AMG web store, and if you buy it within the next four days, we’ll give you our special price of $34.95. That’s 15% off the original price. You’d have to be crazy, or broke, not to take advantage of those savings. Keep your eye on our blog for more about Suruba: Azul and it’s cast of 10 beautiful Brazilians.
Okay, so we won’t be able to make it out to NY for the latest installment of Will Clark’s porno bingo, but Will will be promoting our new film Carnaval. Along with a slew of other prizes, he’ll be giving away copies of Carnaval and promotional posters. So whip out your blotters and head down to the 9th St. Bistro.
Loekat69! The perverted penman who came up with the dirtiest, most hilarious joke to grace our in-box over the past month will take home the first place prize in the Carnavl Poke ‘n’ Joke contest. Mr. Loekat69 (a screen name used for the purpose of privacy) will receieve a copy of every film made by AMG Brasil (14 in total), a signed copy of Carnaval, and a signed Carnaval poster. Second place, a signed copy of Carnaval, a singed Carnaval poster, and a copy of the 2008 GAYVN award-winning DVD, Amazônia: Capture and Release, goes to TL. And thrid place, a signed copy of Carnaval, belongs to GH.
Check out the winning jokes, along with commentary from our panel of the filthiest minds on the Internet, after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »
If you’re in the Bay Area tomorrow night, May 8, 2008, there’s only one place to be– The Bench and Bar in downtown Oakland. The folks at the Bench and Bar are throwing us a party to celebrate the release of Carnaval, our latest relase from the premium hardcore Latin brand, AMG Brasil. If you didn’t already know, Carnaval is the sexiest release to come out of AMG Brasil thus far. It’s a look into what happens in the alleys, stairways, and other dark corners of the streets of Rio de Janeiro, during the annual celebration of excess by the same name.
Anyhow, admission is free before 9 p.m. After that there’s a cover, but it will be well worth it. They’ve hired the hottest Latin Go-Go Boys in the Bay Area, there will be massive porn giveaways, and drink specials. Not to mention, the first 500 party-goers will receive free tickets to see JS, the Latin pop sensation recently voted one of the “Top 25 Sexiest Men in America” on The View.
If you don’t know anything about the Bench and Bar, it’s the largest gay Latino night club in the area. Every Friday and Saturday the finest Latin men come out in droves. So, if you like ‘em caramel brown, there really is nowhere else to be tomorrow night – except maybe Rio.
The Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke contest has officially come to an end. Now it’s time for the judges to deliberate. So sit back and wait…it may take a while. Really, we’ll be going through all of your jokes over the weekend. On Monday, we’ll send out the ten best wise cracks to our panel of judges. Then, we’ll give them until Friday May 9, to rate each entry on a set of three top secret criteria. The following Monday we’ll announce the winner and at least three of you will walk away with a sense of accomplishment. The rest of you will be losers. Ha! No really, you’re all winners, only some more than others.
Sorry about all the excalmation points, but I was trying to make a point. There’s only three days left to enter the Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke contest! Once again, I apologize, but sometimes even the best of us need a little help with emphasis. For more details on how to win the entire AMG Brasil library, click here.
I know, this isn’t a perfect match, but doesn’t Rick Vascot (the guy on the right) look like George W. Bush after a little too much time in the tanning bed?
If you haven’t put in your submission to the Poke ‘n’ Joke dirty joke contest, you only have 6 days left to enter to win the entire AMG Brasil library and an autographed version of our latest hardcore feture, Carnaval. Click here for contest details.
Photo from a 1986 wrestling shoot with Brian Diaz. By Bob Mizer. Keep your eyes out for this duo in the upcoming AMG Classics release, Wrestling Live #25.
Creating a DVD of Bob Mizer’s work is like a treasure hunt. It’s not always easy to pull together all of the necessary materials, but in the process we always find a few real gems.
We start by watching a batch of old film reels to see which of them is worth reproducing – some reels are incomplete or lacking sound. Then, we go back into the photo archives and search for each of the featured models to create galleries for DVD extras. It’s a long process, but it is definitely fulfilling. Every time we look through the archives we fall in love with another guy, and then the quest begins to find as much information on him as possible.
Tico Patterson is one of those models. When we produced Nude Wrestling Film Classics: Smackdown, we fell in love with the man with the giant dick and Burt Reynolds ’stache. Bob photographed Tico for decades leaving a collection of slide that fills multiple boxes. There are photos of Tico as a Gladiator, a football player, a corpse, a leather daddy, and the list goes on. As our love for Tico grew, we learned that he had quite the career in the adult industry. Aside from posing nude for multiple photographers, he also starred in a handful of gay and bi hardcore titles, including: Manholes an Bi-Coastal. Despite the knowledge, we never pursued any of these hardcore films. But we’re always looking for more Tico, and always happy to find him making use of his tool, which is why, when came across these photos of Tico Patterson fucking Brian Diaz, we had to share them with you. Coincidentally, Diaz appears in the upcoming AMG release, Wrestling Live #25.
The jokes just keep on coming, and some of them are just too good to keep to ourselves. Check out this entry from the filthy mind of STP:
President Bush calls 911 and says, “Please hurry, Tony Blair’s swallowed a condom.” Before an ambulance can arrive he calls back and says, “Don’t worry about it. I found another one.”
Photo from Scene 2, Carnaval. Pre-orderCarnaval now, and save $15. Or enter to win a signed copy and the entire AMG Brasil DVD library.
If you’re looking for something to tickle your funny bone (or that other bone), have we got something for you. As entries for the Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke contest pour in, the competition continues to heat up. Here’s our favorite entry from this week, and a few photos of Jack Benelli and Junior Ronaldo from Carnaval. Dont’ forget the cut off to enter is Thursday, May 1, 2008. So keep the funny flowing.
Entry of the Week by Loekat: George and Laura Bush, looking to spice up their sex life, buy a pack of flavored condoms. George blind folds Laura and says “kay, I’m gonna put one of these suckers on , then you slob the knob and guess the flavor.” So Laura immediately slurps up his cock and screams, “Blue Cheese!”
Dubya pulls out and says, “I aint even put the damn thing on yet, hun.”
Just a reminder, not all of the men in Carnaval wear creepy paper maché masks when they fuck. Here, Lucas Lucky (formerly of Kristen Bjorn’s Rocks and Hard Places) and Marcelo Mastro (Suruba:Agua) take a break from the festivities to celebrate Brazilian sausage. You can pre-order and see a hardcore trailer for Carnavalhere.
Now in its second week, the Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke Contest continues to keep us amused. A couple of stand up entries sent us over the edge with laughter, while a few others were so bizarre, so disturbing that we were forced to laugh to keep from crying. To give you an idea of how the fight for the filthiest funnies is fairing, we’ve compiled a list of the best and most disturbing entries to date.
Remember, we are still accepting entries. Just send your dirtiest jokes about our current Commander in Chief, along with your name, daytime phone, e-mail address, and mailing address to pokenjoke@athleticmodelguild.com. And keep your eyes trained on our blog for the best, and worst as they come in.
•J.C. puts a lyrical spin on the Presidential three-way:
A gorilla, George Bush, and a duck,
Proceeded to bend over and fuck,
The gorilla’s banana was big,
The duck was a pig,
No one came, they were shit out of luck.
The three continued till his rectum was sore;
Bush simply couldn’t screw any more.
I’m covered with sweat,
The gorilla hadn’t come yet,
And gosh, it’s a quarter to four!‘
•Dungbeetle does a little schoolyard name play with George and his second in command.
What do my bush and George W. Bush have in common? They’re both situated above a dick.
• We’re not completely sure that this video entry from RJ fits the definition of a joke, but that creepy chipmunk voice and conspiracy theory rant are certainly funny-weird.
While preparing for our dirty joke competition we did a Google search of a few key terms to make sure that we weren’t stepping on the toes of another Carnaval Poke ‘n’ Joke Contest. It should come as no surprise that my query of “George Bush Threesome” brought some pretty bizarre, if not disturbing results. Links popped up from a George Michael concert, where the reigning Queen of pop music displayed a cartoon of W. in a Tony-and-Cherie-Blair sandwich; a spoof about Bush and celebrity beaver trapping; and a fluff piece about teeny-boppers the Jonas brothers’ presidential meet and greet.
Ever wonder what it’s like on the set of a hardcore porn? Well, aside from the occasional offscreen blowjob, it’s basically like working in an office, only with lots of lube and no suits. For us, shooting a movie is like writing up an expense report or giving a presentation on fourth-quarter earnings (not that we actually know what that’s like). To give you a little idea of just how normal life on a porn set can be, here are a few behind the scene shots from the making of the Dubya three-way in Carnaval.
